tinychatter:

condorn:

*sneezes* sorry im allergic to DUMBASS

must be hard being allergic to yourself

allmymetaphors:

isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves 

chickensandwich:

first, i park my car. then i unbuckle my seatbelt. finally, i exit the vehicle. 

(Source: chickensandwich)